Tuesday, April 17, 2012


(Sentimental post alert)
I cannot begin to express how thrilled I am for the success of our very own Azari & iii. Cedric and Fritz have metamorphasized into unapologetic, irrefutable superstars and their overall performance has developed so substantially since their last hometown gig. Kudos.
We wish you victory in your quest for world domination fellas. Do Toronto proud.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Gingy Birthday

It must be a truly special birthday when I call on the assistance of Betty Crocker to generate some charmingly terrible baked goods. My feeble attempts at baking only appear more unappealing when juxtaposed against the artful dishes at culinary hotspot Yours Truly.
At any rate, it was a delightful evening.

Note: If you recognized the character featured on my confectionery delights as Hand Banana give me a ring, we ought to be friends.

Monday, April 9, 2012


One of my nearest and dearest looking as irritatingly stunning as ever.


We gathered beneath the full moon to summon the bravest of spirits to fete the birth of a freshly blonde prince of darkness. I cannot confidently declare I believe in ghosts, however any excuse to don black lace and suck back blood red jello shots is fine by me.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Blue Monday

This delightfully witty and disorienting installation payed homage to all the blue-faced greats (FINALLY, Tobias Funke's attempt at joining the Blue Man Group is recognized by the art world. Speaking of Arrested Development, I spotted Alia Shawkat, AKA Maeby Funke on the streets of Brooklyn last week. If this means nothing to you, I apologize for wasting your time, as this post was all an elaborate ploy to divulge my star sighting).

(Blue Period by Jon Kessler, at Salon 94)

Thursday, February 23, 2012

That's RAD

Rad Hourani has cultivated an aesthetic of sleek black lines ideal for either gender. The throngs of menacing fashion drones draped in black were simply a testament to RAD's continued success.